My name is ashtray. I hope you do a double take. I come up on the holiday, and for my purchase I will select the unbelievable size late. I got a chill beat process, I go to yoda class with the full cast of star wars. I’m involved in cyber wars with data mining companies located in china, I’ve got a vintage line up of all your favorite baseball diamonds. you can stop by my place sometime to pay your dime to show your respect for my interior design. Not to say i’m a designer. II’m a super paranoid ex gangsta NASA employee working on a project to re-secure lost goverment funding for our top secret, pop singer post-modernist project. If we get enough of hits on youtube we might be able hang out the real dudes from google. It may take a straight act of God no chaser., we got our kick starter project for that. So drop you digital dollar in our hat. It’s that simple don’t you feel an impulse to be helpful? Don’t you’ll feel dirty and sinful. Like a thirty year old bimbo? read the billboard, We’re working within a window of time so if you don’t mind, would you be so kind and pay up or be fined. You know you signed on the line and the cost was defined, but somehow you’re behind on your payments and i will make a arrangements to have some big dudes add derangements to your face. And slap you around all over the place. Your clothes will get browned and your eyes will get maced. Your bank account is in outer space. This is what you do on all of your blind dates you get from craigslist. I’m amazed by the vague list of terrorists that you’ve met up with and probably kissed.